And in case y'all were under the impression that he works hard to make that money, he's publicly proud of not doing a whole lot of hard work at all. He also revealed that he doesn't allow office birthday lunches and thinks his sexiest quality is that he does the dishes. This man is a leech and contributes nothing to the world, not even measly sales tax.

Every single 'low skilled' worker has worked harder in one day than Bezos has in his entire life

The fuck is a high quality decision bitch I'm gonna kill you