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D&D spells named for the wizard who developed them nearly always take the form of <developer’s name><adjective><noun>, eg: Otto’s Irresistible Dance.

Therefore, Mike’s Hard Lemonade is a wizard spell. In this essay I will

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I am now deeply suspicious about Pete’s Wicked Ale and Nathan’s Famous Hotdogs.

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Mikes Hard Lemonade

1st level trasmutation

Casting Time: 1 action

Range: Touch

Components: V, S, C (up to 5 gallons of water which the spell consumes)

Duration: Instantaneous

Classes: Bard, Wizard

You touch a container of water up to 5 gallons and with a smell of lemons, its transmutes all the water into a cold alcoholic lemonade based beverage.