solarsyrup:

solarsyrup:

I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it’s one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades

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*godfather voice* you disrespec me… and eat my spooky spida ring, which cost me 50 tickets at funtime arcade and pizzeria… vinny, hit her with da sticky hand

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    The sticky hand slaps her across the chops and a bunch of glowy mushrooms and an entire dude pop out of her mouth...
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    I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it's one of those...