chris fleming is funny because he looks like someone forced a jc penney mannequin to watch sex and the city 57 times in a row and left it on the front doorstep of a gay bar, but you listen to him talk and recount his experiences and he sounds like arthur dent discovering that he’s bi at 31, like i could hit chris fleming with a sledgehammer and he’d get up and be like “well what the fuck is this, a home depot?”
hey so were y'all gonna tell me chris fleming had a tumblr or was i just supposed to find that out that he reblogged this after waking up from a 5 hour nap like some sort of groggy soon-to-be-hired on the spot court jester
#someone shop this comically on the was anybody gonna tell me or was i just supposed to find out meme
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