Silver Tongue

creekfiend:

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golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome….truly one of life’s great paradoxes

golf:

  • wastes crazy amounts of space and water
  • soul-crushingly boring
  • extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)
  • prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

mini golf:

  • 18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn’t even require water
  • a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to
  • easy to get into, but difficult to master
  • cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)
  • BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)

Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death

Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required

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