golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome….truly one of life’s great paradoxes
golf:
- wastes crazy amounts of space and water
- soul-crushingly boring
- extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)
- prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)
mini golf:
- 18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn’t even require water
- a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to
- easy to get into, but difficult to master
- cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)
- BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)
Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death
Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required
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