Silver Tongue

davidalleynes:

irishfino:

davidalleynes:

davidalleynes:

kishimoto: Sasuke is a prodigy ninja

me, who spent the last 300+ chapters reading about Sasuke getting his ass beat concave:

image

LIST OF PEOPLE WHO BEAT SASUKE’S ASS:

  1. That kid from the first arc with the mask
  2. That dude from the first arc with the huge sword
  3. His brother
  4. Kakashi, I think
  5. Orochimaru
  6. I’m pretty sure Rock Lee beat his ass physically, emotionally, or spiritually at least three times
  7. Naruto
  8. That big tiddy lady from the chunin arc
  9. A math problem
  10. Killer Bee
  11. His brother, again
  12. Gaara
  13. I don’t remember if Neji ever physically fought him but I’m pretty sure Neji used his petty gay shade powers to own Sasuke at least once
  14. Jiraiya I think
  15. Tsunade, definitely
  16. Literally all of the Akatsuki
  17. Himself

18. op of this post

19. Everyone who reblogs this post. RB to kick sasuke’s ass

  1. sasukes-left-tit reblogged this from strawberryking
  2. obi-mom-kenobi reblogged this from strawberryking
  3. strawberryking reblogged this from snekbitch666
  4. snenby-with-two-daggers reblogged this from snekbitch666
  5. snekbitch666 reblogged this from a-cursed-walnut
  6. sage-mcgavin-main reblogged this from its-just-a-glitch
  7. its-just-a-glitch reblogged this from next-hero-in-line
  8. calicochao reblogged this from zeltereblog
  9. zeltereblog reblogged this from funnyanimeshit
  10. nanopedayo reblogged this from narutoheritageposts
  11. sunbackeddog reblogged this from simoni-999
  12. simoni-999 reblogged this from narutoheritageposts
  13. distant-screaming reblogged this from gaynarutohell
  14. merrieschultz reblogged this from slug-deluxe
  15. sci-con reblogged this from narutoheritageposts
  16. unchartedterrain reblogged this from yellowsubiesdance
  17. dirtyfaceofgold reblogged this from yellowsubiesdance
  18. davidalleynes posted this