quasikool:

itsthighnoon:

i love being dm. it means i can ask the most innocuous questions totally unprompted to my players like “hey what’s your bard’s swimming speed?” and get this reaction every time

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“You touch it? Ok cool. Remind me, who is your God?”

“Hey how many dice is a max level sneak attack?”

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