Silver Tongue
watching Jurassic Park

bygodstillam:

rannulfr:

bygodstillam:

Me: Why in the world is the T-Rex even bothering after she ate the lawyer? She had him AND a goat, she can’t still be hungry.

Birdie: She’s BORED, obviously. She’s clearly lacking enrichment.

Me: Ah, yeah, that’d do it.

-later, when the T-Rex is chasing the jeep-

Me: Goddamn, this girl is SO FUCKING ENRICHED. She’s never been more enriched in her LIFE.

Birdie: She is having SO much fun.

I love the idea of treating these dinosaurs like pet birds because in a roundabout way it implies that you could get a T-Rex to enthusiastically embrace the concept of wearing hats.


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