Me: Why in the world is the T-Rex even bothering after she ate the lawyer? She had him AND a goat, she can’t still be hungry.
Birdie: She’s BORED, obviously. She’s clearly lacking enrichment.
Me: Ah, yeah, that’d do it.
-later, when the T-Rex is chasing the jeep-
Me: Goddamn, this girl is SO FUCKING ENRICHED. She’s never been more enriched in her LIFE.
Birdie: She is having SO much fun.
I love the idea of treating these dinosaurs like pet birds because in a roundabout way it implies that you could get a T-Rex to enthusiastically embrace the concept of wearing hats.
…FUCK YES