Silver Tongue

You don’t actually believe lead can be turned to gold, right?

Anonymous

normal-horoscopes:

xerohourcheese:

screensavorstudios:

Hold up, you didn’t highlight that last part? The part about how Soviets ACCIDENTALLY Turned lead shielding into gold with an experimental nuclear reactor???

eleveninch-conrad:

normal-horoscopes:

SEE HERES THE THING

IT CAN

ALCHEMISTS HAVE HADRON COLLIDERS NOW

It has happened Anon

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There is a ‘however’, however.

Due to the processes used, the resultant Gold is usually highly radioactive.

Or, if you prefer to use a more, arcane, vernacular, Cursed!

YOURE JUST JEALOUS OF MY MICRON THIN LAYER OF FRESHLY TRANSMUTED GOLD

i have transmuted this lead into gold but beware, its highly cursed and anyone who holds it too long falls ill!

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