Hold up, you didn’t highlight that last part? The part about how Soviets ACCIDENTALLY Turned lead shielding into gold with an experimental nuclear reactor???
There is a ‘however’, however.
Due to the processes used, the resultant Gold is usually highly radioactive.
Or, if you prefer to use a more, arcane, vernacular, Cursed!
YOURE JUST JEALOUS OF MY MICRON THIN LAYER OF FRESHLY TRANSMUTED GOLD
i have transmuted this lead into gold but beware, its highly cursed and anyone who holds it too long falls ill!