itsapmseymour

Sitting here with my mom judging anime characters, and it's the greatest gift of mankind with her remarks

"so with anime girls if they don't have large boobs they have giant eyes instead?"

"if he is 15 why is he built like he is 30?"

"you cant use white hair as an indication of age, if the kid next to him also has white hair"

itsapmseymour

"so putting horns on a human body makes them a dragon...?

Well at least they actually look their age"

Actually she's like a 1000 years old...

"...you fucking stop that"

itsapmseymour

"What noise did she just make, it sounded like a balloon toy being squeezed out"

itsapmseymour

"THERE'S LIVE VERSIONS OF THEM ON YOUTUBE??? Oh God their mouths don't move"