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gimme a story about person who accepted dozens of cursed objects as a baby and all the curses seem to cancel each other out. like, oh hes cursed to sleep forever but it conflicts with the curse of insomnia so he has a reasonable sleep schedule. at 16 hes cursed to die in a river but that messes up the curse where he is to be left standing at the alter when he reaches 20

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