the only valid m/f pairing dynamics are:

• stupid as all fuck but has good intentions (for him) & pegs him (for her)
  

• Area Man In Awe of his Amazing Wife (note: the characters need not necessarily actually be married to fit this trope)

• but sir, that’s my emotional support fictional mom & dad

• “everyone, meet my monster/alien/robot boyfriend”

none of these are mutually exclusive