prokopetz

“Grump with a heart of gold” is a classic, but also consider:

  • Mercenary scumbag who invariably manages to contrive a hilariously self-serving justification for doing the right thing
     
  • Seeming fatalist who in fact cares a great deal, but unconvincingly maintains they’re only getting involved because they have nothing better to do with their time
     
  • Fussy coward who insists on facing every danger headlong because they’d rather keep the peril where they can see it
     
  • Repellent jerk who’s actually very principled, but takes great pains to conceal it because they’re inexplicably committed to upholding their reputation as a total sleazeball
     
  • Stoic utilitarian whose logic is always just far enough aslant that you’re never 100% sure whether they’re fucking with you
silver-tongues-blog

Fma has them all:

Greed
scar
Mr yoki
mustang
Olivier mira armstrong