Off to a good start

Hello i have a new favorite movie

The heavy metal guitar solo intro music just petered off into the jurassic park theme sjsnsjejwkms

Oh this man is a himbo. Excellent.

Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he's a priest then the title is false advertising

I'm speechless

[gun fire]

[raptor screeches]

She's talking abt how he turned into a dinosaur and ate the guy who was trying to rob her

"I don't believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn't turn into one!"

Solidarity

Me: bro they better keep this shit platonic

[Carol and Priest looking at each other, smiling lightly after sharing an embrace, tension building]

Me: 😒

[Carol and Priest share a massive high five]

Me: oh??? 😏😌

He's literally reading a book called Crime

Velocifather: father stewart, what if i told you i was...different

Father Stewart: you're not THAT different. they're are plenty of people like that in the church

Bro i can't even describe this vietnam war flashback.....there's 5 guys in jeans and thrifted military jackets in what is clearly someone's backyard......a bloody helmet on a garden fence is meant to symbolize how many brothers in arms they've lost.....they just stuck a blond wig on the old priest to show how young he was back then.......his gf just showed up and stepped on a land mine and died....which is why he joined the priesthood...the editing feels like a fever dream

How can you talk about this movie without showing the fucking dinosaur