tilthat

TIL that Spain had a king who was so malformed due to incest that he couldn’t close his mouth and ended up destroying his entire dynasty

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neeetsocks

thats just how spaniards be

whittneydoll

hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch

the monumental ugliness of El Hechizado always astonishes me

nunyabizni

The Hapsburg’s were a unique bunch weren’t they

nobodys-favorite-machinist

His family tree was a fucking Christmas wreath.

In case you wanted to know what his coroner thought of him.

supreme-leader-stoat

That ain’t a family tree, that’s a family tumbleweed.