Me (DM): As you look through your bag you realize everything you took from the house has aged a hundred years.

Rogue: So, the deck of cards?

Me: Crumbles to dust.

Rogue: The necklace?

Me: The chain is broken and gem tarnished, but it might still be worth something.

Rogue: The fancy bottle of wine?

Me: Well… it’s wine, so…

All my players, in unison: So the wine’s AMAZING!!!!!