me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light and completely 100% runs a red light*
me while driving away: I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I
For a full minute, I thought this was talking about the color spectrum and didn’t realize it was about traffic