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notfaquarl:

notfaquarl:

Okay, as much as  we joke about 1 HP Sans, I honestly don’t think he really has just 1 HP.

Now, we all know that Sans is the only monster who doesn’t turn into dust once you defeat him; rather, he walks off screen. However, if you actually check your kill count stats before and after defeating Sans, Sans is not counted as a kill. Yes, defeating him adds to your EXP, LV, and HP. But your Kill Count stays at 105! Here is proof from a playthrough a friend of mine did.

But you DO make a hit on him!

So if this doesn’t actually kill him, what’s up with that? WHO ARE YOU SANS

EVERYBODY HOLD THE PHONE I JUST REALIZED HOW SANS COULD SIMULTANEOUSLY HAVE A MAX HP OF ONE AND SURVIVE THIS ATTACK

WHAT DOES SANS DO ALL DAY???? SLEEP. HE SLEEPS.

APPARENTLY I STAND CORRECTED IT IS STILL POSSIBLE FOR SANS TO CANONICALLY HAVE A MAXIMUM HP OF ONE I’M???????????

#this motherfucker has 10000000/1 hp thats ten fucking million why are you a god sans
because naptime