“Why were you sent here? Was it for the legacy? The philosophers legacy? the culmination of wealth set aside by america, china, and russia during the second world war? the hundred billion dollars? Well too bad you’ll never find it in my secret vault beneath this weapons lab!! Boy I’m a good interrogator!”

“Who’s the spy??” Volgin yells during his interrogation of snake, while the boss, EVA, and ocelot are in the room

Spotting Big Boss’ small dick through an officer’s uniform was the most competent thing he did all game. Second only to the unintended ramifications of him firing one of the 2 mini-nukes he was gifted within fifteen minutes of receiving it for shits and giggles.

hold up, you got it backwards. Snake’s exposure to radiation at Bikini Atoll actually made his dick huge. The problem was his meat was way bigger than Raikov’s, which Volgin just happened to grab for funsies 

I am sorry. This is just flat out false. MGS2 and MGS3 are very firm about the gigantic size of Raiden’s dick. The president groping it, the guard stating “man, I wish I had that!” when he is naked on the torture bed. Raiden having a huge package is very much confirmed canon.

Whereas the speculation that the radiation that made Big Boss infertile would somehow grant him mammoth meat is a fiction that exists solely within your mind.

Not true. When Big Boss calls Para-Medic to save for the first time she tells him about how radiation made Godzilla huge, and he responds, “that must be why my pants are so tight lately”. Paz’s tape in Ground Zeroes about BB and Kaz wrestling naked in the shower also implies that his dick is not only bigger than Kaz’s, but also just plain big.

I concede and apologize for my tone. That’s solid evidence to the claim.

I’m glad you the all of you could reasonably and calmly argue the very important matter of Big Boss’s cock size.