my life goal, you ask? become captain of a fully functional old-timey pirate ship and sail it after disney cruises at an ominous distance
i project stolen versions of their movies onto my ship’s sails
this is too moderate and i’ve changed my mind. my crew and i are going to steal a warship and sail around the world sinking the yachts of billionaires
you can do both at the same time. nothing will hurt a billionaires pride than sinking their ship with complete apathy. shows them they aint shit