Silver Tongue

derinthescarletpescatarian:

bramblepatch:

awed-frog:

pissvortex:

paleo diets don’t exist. you will never have the nutritional range of a caveman. your jaw and teeth have already been permanently weakened from eating soft breads your whole life and never tanning an animal hide with your bare teeth. a neanderthal would beat your ass

Not to mention a ‘real’ paleo diet would include 183 species of wild flowers, herbs and barks and definitely not choice cuts of meat at every meal.

An authentic “paleo” diet really also ought to disallow any refrigeration other than maybe burying a carcass in the permafrost.

Cavemen ate whatever calories were available in their environment so me eating an entire chocolate cake from the supermarket half a block away is paleo.

  1. evenweirderscience reblogged this from yiffpunk
  2. chessentans reblogged this from yiffpunk
  3. yiffpunk reblogged this from cyanidasmain
  4. cyanidasmain reblogged this from priconstella
  5. monicandherbooks reblogged this from lordmeowdemort
  6. hungrypartypenguin reblogged this from itshype
  7. alakazamlet reblogged this from cease-cartography
  8. cease-cartography reblogged this from pissvortex
  9. oceanic-wanderlust reblogged this from temporalschism
  10. temporalschism reblogged this from irreplaceable-spacexual
  11. whypotatoes reblogged this from lee-likes-birds
  12. lee-likes-birds reblogged this from xhrystal-vampire
  13. waywardgranger reblogged this from ukulelekatie
  14. fancytragedytrash reblogged this from themidnightrectory
  15. interdimensional-chaos reblogged this from st-just
  16. pissvortex posted this
    paleo diets don’t exist. you will never have the nutritional range of a caveman. your jaw and teeth have already been...