Dirk: Hey, where’d Dave go?

Roxy: he sid he was gonna go flirt wiht the kiosk worker, the one w/ buck teeth and glasses

Dirk: …

Dirk: Which one?

Roxy: oh he said it was !!…

Roxy: uhhh..

Roxy: hm.

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Dave: hey whats up hot stuff

Jade: stop calling me that >:(

John, at the exact same time: not much, nerd. :B