Kobold pyrimid scheme
No one in the party speaks draconic, but they’re trying to gain intel on some lizardfolk. A kobold NPC is with them, and agrees to help on some conditions.
Siren (oc): “So, what do you want?”
Kobold (npc): “I recently got into some pyrimid schemes, so i want you all to join too!”
S:“…oh.”
K: “Yeah, im not really sure why, but the guy made it sound really cool. Now that i think about it, there’s no reason to stay. They just take my money. There’s not even a product.”
S:“You should quit.”
K: “BUT IM A PLATINUM MEMBER!”
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