aroacedavestrider:

aampharros:

accordingtomyresearch:

drneverland:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

themightyglamazon:

sexycraisinthanos:

themightyglamazon:

next-time-you-invite-pam:

justgot1:

lindsayribar:

gerrycanavan:

 I’m afraid of Americans

This is super real.

Completely accurate.

@pre-successful America exposed. 

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

ACCURATE

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown

if you ask “how are you?” and we go “eh yknow” and dont elaborate thats pretty much us asking you to push us off a roof

The reason is because capitalism means we’ll get fired if we’re honest about how we feel at any given time