Boss: Hey, I’ve got this promotional Chessex glass they gave us. Find a way to give it out.

Me: For every set of dice people buy, they get to roll a pair of d20’s. If they roll 20 20 they win the glass.

Boss: That is stupid. We’re doing it.

Boss: Hey, we need to get rid of this old Captain America shield. Get it out of my store.

Me: For every $20.20 someone spends in the store, they get a raffle ticket. I’ll draw a winner in two weeks.

Boss: I hate you. That is amazing.