Silver Tongue

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

imagine you’re a middle-aged mom & you let your teenager invite some friends over & you bring them like, lemonade & cookies and crap, and 10 years later u find out one of those kids joined a band & wrote a top 100 song about how you were his puberty-fueled teenage sex dream and u have to spend the early 2000s listening to it play on overhead speakers every time u visit the mall all bc you tried to let your teenage daughter Stacy have a social life

kids these days have never heard of Stacy’s Mom and i feel so validated

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