Anonymous
asked:

Tiktok is making a whole bunch of claims that you shouldn’t curse the government because they have ‘ancient dark magicks that is so much more powerful then us and did we mention Ancient and Dark and every person talking about this spells it magick’ and something about the cia doing astral projection? and I feel like you’d find this funny caretaker

normal-horoscopes
answered:

ACTUALLY THAT’S REAL

IM NOT EVEN JOKING THE CIA TRIED TO TRAIN PEOPLE TO SCRY BACK IN THE 50s BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THE RUSSIANS WERE DOING IT IT TIES INTO THE MKULTRA STUFF

THEY DONT HAVE SORCERERS ANYMORE SO YOU CAN CURSE THEM

normal-horoscopes

IM NOT KIDDING

rath0le

didnt the CIA also try to teach a dolphin to talk

normal-horoscopes

NO

THAT WAS NASA

rath0le

WHAT

normal-horoscopes

MORE THINGS ON HEAVEN AND EARTH YADDA YADDA DEAR HORATIO

normal-horoscopes

THE CIA PSYCIC BLACK MAGIC PROGRAM WAS CALLED PROJECT STARGATE YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT HERE