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brazilian fusion cuisine and british cuisine are both Really Bad, but they’re on opposite ends of the Bad Food Spectrum

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Brazilians make bad food because nothing really matters, so we might as well live vicariously through our food. Wanna put a whole rotisserie chicken on top of a chocolate and sushi alcoholic pizza? Rules are fake anyway, just do it.

Brits make bad food because nothing really matters, so you might as well eat dirt clods with shit sauce, you soon-to-be cadaver

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