Person holding Skeleton (S): I have a joke for you :)

Person in Boo Hat (H): What?

S: What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? :3

H: I dunno… [go on guess] …death? [Noo….go on…GUESS!] Hckhhgh I dunno.

(H starts to giggle)

S: Come on…GUESS! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!? I haven’t told the punchline yet! What is a skeleton’s. Favorite. SNACK!? GUESS!

H: [still giggling] You’re putting a lot of pressure-

S: GUESS! FUCK! [slams skeleton’s head against crate] GUESS! GUESS GOD DAMN YOU! WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME!? WHAT IS MY FAVORITE SNACK?!

H: [laughing] Bones?

S: NO!!! [slams against another crate] NO!!! WHAT IS IT!? WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!

H: [holding face and laughing quietly]

S: ………… [yelling at the top of their lungs] RIBS!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARE RIBS!!! FUCK!!!

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