Silver Tongue

teaboot:

shutyourmoustache:

This poor bastard is going thru the 5 stages of grief. 😂

“The rice not looking good. You lied to people.”

“Your rice too wet. You fucked up. Don’t bring colander into your rice cooking.”

“Uncle Roger so upset I put my leg down from the chair.”

“You don’t use MSG. How to make good fried rice?!”

I would die for Uncle Roger

Reblogged 2 years ago from bloodsbane (Originally from shutyourmoustache)
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  27. shutyourmoustache posted this
    This poor bastard is going thru the 5 stages of grief. 😂 ...“The rice not looking good....