I’m so happy for Dan
Why is Perry constantly being exposed to UV light?
BEHOLD, My Ultra-Violet-Light-inator! You see, my brother Roger has always looked good at every angle and at every time of the day! But, with my UV-inator, I shall put him under a new, less flattering light. ULTRA-VIOLET!
Wait, don’t press the self-destruct! Now everything in the blast radius will be forever under the gaze of ultra-violet! Now I have to change the wallpaper! Curse you Perry the Ultra-Violet Platypus!