Tumblr really left “I can’t even” back in like, 2013. but if there’s gonna be one night that it’s valid to revive that phrase, it’s tonight.
2020 lacks the vocabulary. It’s a lexical gap in desperate need of filling. We’re bringing it back out of sheer desperation
My brain’s been an overstuffed mailbox for 3 days and y’all are really trying to jam “Putin resigned because he sensed his Omega Trump was in distress and as a pair-bonded Alpha he had to go to him” against the slot now huh, huh?
ALSO WHAT THE F̴̢̡̤̹͈͍̜̱͖̂̅̊̐͌́̔͂̈̂͋̊̆̓̚̚͜͝ͅŪ̷̧̢̠̩̺̝̟̜̱͇̹͓̬̝̪̤̇̒̿́͛̈́̔͌͊͛͆̕͝ͅC̷͔̟̰̃̂̈̆́̊̐̎̈́́̄̿̕K̴̢̨̼̩͇̺͚͓͙͍̹͇̱̺̼̒̓̈́͊̈́͝͝ ̴̡̻̞̬̰͕̭̦͚͓̓̀̂͐͗̓͋͐̕͠͝ DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH DESTIEL?
Today does not get to keep upper-cutting me like this. I know who Dabi is but not the President. A whole entire Todoroki and a no entire President. Yes Todoroki No Voter-oki
My psychic integrity was already weakened by the inhuman toll of thinking about Georgia for 72 hours. That’s longer than any human should ever have to spend thinking about Georgia. You can’t then stick this garbage shoot of information into my brain and expect me to come out okay
NO I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE TWITTER ARTIST WHO’S BEEN CALLED OUT FOR ROLE PLAYING AS TED BUNDY
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