like I'm sorry but this is so funny it is causing me to lose my life. "we are all living through a global pandemic, nobody has any money, our democracies are horrifically morally bankrupt and our world is dying. here's how to break down spiritually in a palatable and socially-approved way!"

... I consider myself a pretty emotionally constipated person but jesus christ

"Sorry, I'm afraid I can't have a meeting at 4 today because it conflicts with my crying session"