candygarnet:

blade541:

candygarnet:

pulling an epic prank on my body by tricking my skeleton into widening my hips so i can fit a baby through them but jokes on my bones, i dont have a uterus! gottem!

Hi OP, I am a guy, and I would like to know how to do this, how do you prank your body into widening hips without a uterus?

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