All of those are funny, though

got a sensible chuckle from each

Not all Boomer comics are about Those Damn Kids and hating your wife. Some Boomers have an actual sense of humor.

The thing I love about the first one is that you can follow the logic.

“It’s windy.” -> “It’s Wednesday.” -> 

“No. Thursday.” -> “I’m thirsty.” -> 

“Me too, let’s get some beers!”