Some People: Germans don’t have humor.

Der Postillon, Germany’s equivalent to The Onion, reporting on the election:

Is this the turning point? Trump wins important state New Michivada he just made up.

“Oh shit!”: Putin totally forgot to manipulate the US election.

Not that as well! Half-blind 100-year-old man who counts all the votes alone died of old age.

Experts uncertain if Trump wil win today or after the civil war

“If I can’t have it, nobody will” - Trump sets White House on fire

Europeans thank Americans for two days without any news about Corona