humans inviting aliens to visit earth after a long mission and aliens being really excited to go and see the infamous planet that led to the development of such universally renown species but get one look at the ocean and are just. what the fuck is that.
and humans are like oh yeah we don’t fuck with that
and aliens are like you literally hop galaxies with little to no understanding of what you’ll find but you won’t venture into your own aquatic abyss?
and humans simply say scan it
five kicks later and aliens say fuck that fuck that fuck that what the fuck how are you all alive let’s go back to the black holes
I am so happy that I followed this tag
alien: our scans picked up even stranger, more discordant readings on this landmass right here. What… what even is that?
Human: Unfortunately, we call that florida
hefokinleftdaband liked this
fuckyouformakingmedothis liked this
ikolisms liked this
yadelah reblogged this from bombasticplastic
tabletoptime reblogged this from calicokitkat
calicokitkat reblogged this from terioncalling
calicokitkat liked this terioncalling reblogged this from darkpuck
chihuahualovr reblogged this from princesscolumbia
steadybagelweaselcreator liked this
gabrielsdoubt reblogged this from space-australians
bluemoonnymth liked this whichwoods reblogged this from thelarrygodmother
kj-thinker liked this
dexitorse liked this artsyboi14 reblogged this from a-salty
zestymoo liked this
theelysiancosmos reblogged this from jubrunaikovics
theelysiancosmos liked this jubrunaikovics reblogged this from zebracoat
starlit-knight liked this
thecomiccollective reblogged this from humans-are-seriously-weird
someonebored0100 liked this
stormlion1 liked this
researcher-serif liked this
souzou23 liked this
fluffubunny23 liked this
bleepmugloopmu liked this western-aristocracy liked this
aceunkown liked this what-when-where-and-y liked this
itsyaboyuhhh liked this
i-am-the-she-demons reblogged this from humansareweirdrebloged adiithebadii liked this
nightshade-animelover liked this
notyourmamasspoons reblogged this from gardeningforspoons
gardeningforspoons reblogged this from becauseitallmatters
becauseitallmatters liked this
becauseitallmatters reblogged this from aislynnlily aislynnlily reblogged this from couldcarefewer
astraljasper01 reblogged this from acavatica
astraljasper01 liked this kdangerfblog reblogged this from faithfulcat111
couldcarefewer reblogged this from space-australians
melancholymocha liked this
disneylovegoodsanders liked this rayanicaraynbow reblogged this from rayanicaraynbow
sheralazarus liked this
- Show more notes
