Silver Tongue

kingscrown666:

taste-of-ink:

humans inviting aliens to visit earth after a long mission and aliens being really excited to go and see the infamous planet that led to the development of such universally renown species but get one look at the ocean and are just. what the fuck is that

and humans are like oh yeah we don’t fuck with that

and aliens are like you literally hop galaxies with little to no understanding of what you’ll find but you won’t venture into your own aquatic abyss?

and humans simply say scan it

five kicks later and aliens say fuck that fuck that fuck that what the fuck how are you all alive let’s go back to the black holes

I am so happy that I followed this tag

alien: our scans picked up even stranger, more discordant readings on this landmass right here. What… what even is that?

Human: Unfortunately, we call that florida

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