Fantasy settings are so funny because anyone could show up at anytime and be like “hi I’m your lost bastard son” and you’d have to take them at their word because DNA testing doesn’t exist yet.
Series about a traveling mage who has figured out how to do paternity testing and goes from village to village staging a live audience Lauren Lake level shit show
“Mine divinations have foretold...that Goodman John...BE NOT THE CHILD’S FATHER!”
*Goodman John breakdances while Lady Elizabeth flees in shame and the hurdy-gurdy man turns up*