mydearestmonster

Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…

Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!

Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours 

dirtymonsterconfessions

How could you hide this beautiful thing in the tags?

- Mod Naga

silver-tongues-blog

werewolf after waking up the next morning: I am going to kill you
Human: is it because i threw
werewolf: YES ITS BECAUSE YOU THREW THE STICK BUT REALLY JUST HID IT BEHIND YOUR BACK