Stopping for gas on the way to Busch Gardens… 

…in the magical land of “next to the dollar tree”…

…there was an abandoned carnival. 

But not just any abandoned carnival.

As hard of a sell the “FUN SLIDE” was, I could not help but be drawn in…

…by the Pregnant Grinning Scooby-Doo Kangaroo Bowel-Surgery Monstrosities.

The longer I stared… the more they stared into me.

I originally thought it must be just a freakish coincidence, but no, that’s absolutely the Mystery Machine on the front.

And Scooby’s trademark sumo-wrestler stance!

I severely doubt it’s officially-licensed, but yes, that’s actually supposed to be Scooby.

I don’t think I’ve ever been more perplexed by a location in my lif–

…

…

…why does that say “scat?”

–Colin