christians: god makes no mistakes
Absolutely living for the fact that in ancient Greece, it was said that when Apollo was drunk he created people with the “wrong” genitalia,, which, first of all, means that 1. trans people are not a new thing, we’ve always been here and we’ve always found ways to justify and explain our existence, and 2. the way that we chose to explain ourselves at one point was, “Yeah, the sun was wasted as hell when he made me, but it’s cool.” and that is fucking awesome
ancient greeks: actually sometimes god os just really fucking wasted
apollo making me: fuck it lets give her a massive dick
Dionysus: im cutting you off for the night. youve had way too much.
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