dwinkus:

cringepenis:

dwinkus:

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

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