so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe……. a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:
WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE
you know…………….. like bf……………
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spacemancharisma posted this so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said...
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