scionhanzo:

• january: footage of trump being removed from the white house
  
• february: valentines day commercials of people wearing masks during sex
  
• march: popular hazbin hotel artist starts a gofundme for surgery,  ppl debate if they deserve money or not
  
• april: new meme called “boinkers”
  
• may: right wing tries to make “confederate memorial day” a national holiday
  
• june: new nintendo mobile game and everyone obsesses with it for two weeks before it gets forgotten
  
• july: popular tumblr user gets called out for visiting family/friends on 4th of july, following week they’re outed as an “osomatsu-san” incest shipper

• august:  ~T̞̰̫̪͒́h̭̭͍̝͟e̋ ̛̰̏͋ ̯̯͈̳̦Kͭin̺̥̺ͬ́͡ͅ ̗̤̋̋ͩ̈͢ ͊̄Wa̍ͣͧ̒̏͏̪ȓ̌̒͆ͬ͏̲̩s͙̞̼̘̤͐͆́~
  

• september: elon musk retweets the “boinkers” meme, effectively killing it. right wing turns it into a hate symbol
  
• october: halloween comes back full force and companies go all out with advertising, but there’s a big covid spike and it gets cancelled again
  
• november: meme about putting your dick in canned cranberry sauce, complete with discussion on whether it could help cure UTIs
  
• december: my chemical romance releases a new album and it hits #1 on most charts