Silver Tongue
2021 predictions

scionhanzo:

  • january: footage of trump being removed from the white house
  • february: valentines day commercials of people wearing masks during sex
  • march: popular hazbin hotel artist starts a gofundme for surgery,  ppl debate if they deserve money or not
  • april: new meme called “boinkers”
  • may: right wing tries to make “confederate memorial day” a national holiday
  • june: new nintendo mobile game and everyone obsesses with it for two weeks before it gets forgotten
  • july: popular tumblr user gets called out for visiting family/friends on 4th of july, following week they’re outed as an “osomatsu-san” incest shipper
  • august:  ~T̞̰̫̪͒́h̭̭͍̝͟e̋ ̛̰̏͋ ̯̯͈̳̦Kͭin̺̥̺ͬ́͡ͅ ̗̤̋̋ͩ̈͢ ͊̄Wa̍ͣͧ̒̏͏̪ȓ̌̒͆ͬ͏̲̩s͙̞̼̘̤͐͆́~
  • september: elon musk retweets the “boinkers” meme, effectively killing it. right wing turns it into a hate symbol
  • october: halloween comes back full force and companies go all out with advertising, but there’s a big covid spike and it gets cancelled again
  • november: meme about putting your dick in canned cranberry sauce, complete with discussion on whether it could help cure UTIs
  • december: my chemical romance releases a new album and it hits #1 on most charts
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