Dustin, Terrence, and Gregory McAvoy

The McAvoy Brothers aren’t real authorities on any matters, and their guidance shouldn’t be heeded. Terrance promises he’s pro-sex-ssional, but if he’s got a badge in his wallet, I haven’t seen it.

By the way, this isn’t a show for babies, just to let any toddlers out there know how rad they are for tuning in. What’s good you twisted toddlers??

[“Fire Island, AK” by The Long Winters begins to play]

Slap your dad right on the ass