Silver Tongue

goingonanadventuremaybe:

nudityandnerdery:

ishouldbeontheenterprise:

This one of the best things I’ve ever read

ernmark:

Do gay Klingons ever get frustrated/dejected because their gentleman caller hasn’t so much as kicked a pebble their way or uttered the slightest growl?

Do questioning Klingons ever show their crush their poetry, only to have their crush assume that he’s helping them proofread or something?

Is there ever an issue where a lesbian Klingon tries very awkwardly to recite poetry to her lady love? 

Or instances where two lesbians are basically beating the shit out of each other and both thinking “I know she thinks this is just a regular old gal fight, but no, seriously, I’m trying to declare my intentions here”?

Are there euphemisms for LGBT Klingons? “Don’t try to win her over, Riker. She reads poetry.” 

demongoth:

gay klingons:

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lesbian klingons:

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demongoth:

thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry

Bisexual Klingons:

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