p0stmarxed:

mylordshesacactus:

swan2swan:

Every episode of the Mandalorian further confirms that Yoda’s species is actually a race of ravenous nightmare gremlins and being a kind, empathetic, noble pacifist was 1000% a choice.

#some human criminal: “I don’t know about you ‘Master Jedi’ but some of us just have urges that we can’t fight!”#yoda: “know what I think everytime I see a child do you? hm? ‘food’. Yes. ‘Easy prey’. ‘Helpless and unprotected it is.’#’'Eat the child do I? No. Feel the urge to eat? Yes. Base instincts we all have…learn to master them we must.”

There’s absolutely nothing in the star wars canon to suggest yoda wasn’t eating children off screen

yoda upon visiting the jedi temple after sheev is elected emperor: Such a shame, it is. To waste, this food has gone"

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