Silver Tongue

azzandra:

chappellellison:

*At CVS. A brown starling that’s stuck in the store, flies by the register* 

me pointing at the bird: is that your manager 

cashier: … 

me: sorry, that was a bad joke 

cashier: Oh good I was about to say, because clearly THAT’S our manager

*cashier points at a pigeon walking down aisle 4*

I don’t know what the average number of birds in a pharmacy is normal for the US, but I think there’s a window that needs to be closed.

Reblogged 2 years ago from newbarrk (Originally from chappellellison)
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